By Catherine
1. He isn't afraid to laugh at himself or other people.
2. He has fantastic hair, so floofy and gorgeous!
3. He says what he wants, whether it is offensive, or controversial.
4. He makes up totally funkadelic names.
5. He has so many nice pairs of glasses (and made me unafraid to wear mine).
6. He never fails to make me hysterical with laughter.
7. He doesn't ignore the UK fans, and comes over to the UK sometimes.
8. He has an amazing, yet classy dress sense.
By Christy
1. He's one of the best stand-up comedians of our time.
2. He's one of the best improv comedians of our time.
3. He can make you snork and feel proud of it.
4. He's probably the best dressed comedian.
5. He has great taste in socks.
6. He's not afraid to say what he's thinking.
7. He's the only American who can insult the British and make us love him more after.
8. He's the only American comedian who truly gets us Brits.
9. He gives his fans awesome nicknames.
10. He's always working.
11. He has he best hair of any comedian.
12. He makes wearing glasses cool.
13. He's easy on the eye.
By Diane
1. He has treated me with nothing but kindness and respect.
2. He visits Greg Proops Net, and likes it.
3. His standup is the most brilliant thing on Earth.
4. He knows everything about everything. His wealth of intelligence is beyond impressive.
5. There is no one faster than him.
6. His voice is godsent. From his normal speaking tone, to his impressions, to his vast assortment of funny voices and consequential voice works, his voice is something to be cherished.
7. He is a very caring person, and a humanist.
8. He actually appreciates his fans.
9. His improv performances are deliciously hysterical.
10. He takes the time and effort to travel not only all across the US, but overseas as well, putting on an assortment of live shows.
11. He is constantly a working man, whether it be his touring, appearing on television, doing a film, etc.
12. He's very proud of the fact that he's a San Franciscan.
13. His whole dress sense is very smart and styling, particularly his socks. Those crazy socks are nothing but love.
14. He loves ocelots. Need I say more?
15. He's very laid back and down to Earth.
16. He has prevailed and accomplished his goal at becoming a professional comedian, despite having to fight for it for years and years, and having to deal with a lot of problems along the way. But he never said no and never took no for an answer, and thus, it's inspiring, to not only anyone today who wishes to be a comic, but to anyone who is trying to achieve their dream.
17. His whole personality is just so affable, from his baroque sentence structuring, to his cynical sarcasm, to his sense of humor, to his passions for politics, baseball, old films, and so forth.
18. He's a die-hard liberal.
19. He stands up for women's rights, especially concerning the issue of abortion.
20. He is happily married and seems to truly love Jennifer. Too often we hear of problems with relationships and couples being unhappy, so it's very nice to hear when things are going well.
21. He is, in my humble opinion, the greatest and funniest comedian of all time.
22. His old AudibleProops series is quite possibly the most enjoyable thing to listen to - ever.
23. His luscious hair is simply amazing, as are his trendy glasses.
24. He can both sing and dance.
25. He has brought me happiness when I needed it most.
By Jenni
1. He's really sweet during interviews.
2. He gives adorable pet names to the audience and fellow performers.
3. He makes it cool to wear glasses.
4. Of his 1950's rocker hairdo.
5. He looks nerdy but acts hip.
6. He's such a smarty pants.
7. He's not afraid to speak his mind.
8. He really loves Britain.
9. He's one of those rare Americans who looks past the British weather.
10. Of his laugh.
11. Of his snort.
12. Les chaussettes (that's French for 'the socks').
13. He's so sweet and romantic about his wife.
14. He really cares for his fans.
15. He's great with the audience and never seriously offends them.
16. He's an absolutely fantastic comedian! What more can I say?
By Nat
1. He has an awesome dress sense.
2. He's made glasses very cool.
3. He refers to his followers as "ocelot kittens".
4. Nobody else can make their hair that wild and keep it fashionable.
5. He's so brilliantly sarcastic.
6. He says great phrases like, "Aww pookie!"
By Rebecca
1. He made me feel comfortable to have curly fluffy hair and glasses.
2. He's not afraid to make jokes at his own expense as well as people who deserve it (e.g. all the Buddy Holly/Proclaimers jokes).
3. He dances and sings in his standup (and improv, of course).
4. He can do better cheerleading moves than most cheerleaders, complete with heel clicks.
5. He quirks his eyebrows a lot.
6. He "chuckles up" at his own jokes (and rightly so), often resulting in snorking.
7. He's not afraid to admit to smoking dope.
8. Until Greg I thought an ocelot was a breed of dog.
9. He deals with late-comers how they should be dealt with.
10. He doesn't belittle the crowd - he laughs with them and lets them join in sometimes (especially on the "Live" tape).
11. He spends time after his shows acknowledging his fans, and reads his myspace e-mails from them.
12. He's willing to spend time doing interviews, especially Blogtalk twice and being subjected to answering questions from fans.
13. His dress sense (who else could make a cow waistcoat work?).
14. He makes me feel less of a loser having brightly-colored socks.
15. He remembered that he was too cool to watch High School Musical (and it made my day).
16. He tears supermodels to shreds with his sarcasm.
17. Whenever Greg says, "Goofy," I crack up.
18. He notices things about Britain most Americans brush over.
19. He comes back to the UK reguarly.
20. He's not afraid to say how much he loves his wife.
21. He makes waistcoats look cool.
22. He made me realize that Sting does sing in a fake Jamacan accent, so now I crack up every time a Police song is playing.
23. His hair has a life of its own.
24. He made me realize Americans can be sarcastic, too.
25. He's too American to be British and too British to be American.
26. He does the best impressions of Daffy Duck, a gremlin, and John Major.
By Rosie
1. No matter what kind of a day I'm having, he will always make me laugh.
2. He makes me proud to be speccy.
3. Of his sense of snarkyness and wit.
4. Of his arse - have you ever seen one so perfect in your life?
5. Of the fact that he's nerdy and yet hip at the same time.
6. Of his laugh (and snork).
7. Of how he often comes to England and Scotland.
8. Of his impression of an English accent.
9. Of his socks!
10. Of how adorable he is.
11. Of how sweet he is, like when he refers to his wife he calls her a genius and says that he doesn't deserve her.
12. Of his hair.
13. Of his brains - he's a total smart arse.
14. Of the fact that he cares for his fans.
15. Of the way he dresses.
16. Of how gorgeous he looks.
17. Of how damn funny he is.
By Tioni
1. He's a lovely if not fantastic person.
2. He says how he thinks and feels.
3. Let's face it, he's the comedy king.
4. Of his brilliant sense of humor.
5. How many people he makes happy (aka the Ocelot Kittens!).
6. He knows how to dress.
7. Everything about him is likable.
8. He's a angel that god has sent us.
9. When I've had a bad day, straight away he cheers me up.
10. He's helped me out in more ways than he'll ever know.
11. He loves his wife.
12. Of his glasses, need we say more?
13. Of his wicked hair!
14. Every last thing about him, A-Z = Fabulous!
